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Step 2, it’s super desolate over there and not all that well-fortified, so you can basically just pull up close on Bush Lake Rd, grab your skis/poles/Thermos full of hot toddies, hop minimal fencing, hike to the top of the ski jump, totally puss out on actually going off it, and sit there and enjoy the view. Probably some sort of man-law involving emasculating yourself. The date: Eat dinner in your own personal Fortress of Solitude, behind frozen Minnehaha Falls. How to pull it off despite our explicit statements of disapproval: Take your date to a bar with a good Champagne list. Eventually, even though we would not do this if we were you, make your way to the stockroom/cellar. Wait here under this light while I run pack to grab it.” Then, run back, pull out the pocket knife you brought for just this occasion, lop off 12 in an inconspicuous area, and promptly deliver them to your surprised and smitten date. How to pull it off even though that’s technically only legal in Minnesota for certain medical maladies: Chapstick, vape, baked into sweets -- there are a million and one ways to keep it on the DL nowadays. Lack of faith that a day at MOA could be fun enough to provide you with natural good times.

The date: Have cocktails in The Walkway’s hot tub, cantilevered over Lake St in Uptown. How to do this thing that is so against the law that we are practically begging you not to do it: Hike down the steps at Minnehaha Falls where you will see a flaccid chain holding a “No Trespassing” sign. Laws you’d be breaking: Intentional damage to public property. The date: Drive a truck with muddy tires around Minnetonka, then stop for dinner.

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How to pull it off despite us very clearly advising against it: The legal way would be to become a resident of The Walkway. The date: Boozy Valleyfair day How to pull it off despite us sitting you down and telling you you’ve turned to a life of crime: Strap a Camelback bladder full of vodka to your upper thigh. Tap your contraband bladder that we wish you hadn’t brought into the park with you into said cup. Although we encouraged you not to, step over said sign and carefully work your way around the falls’ rim until you are behind it. How to pull it off, even though we don’t really care if you do this one: Drive through a muddy field in, or around, Minnetonka and then drive all around the city streets mocking law enforcement, showing your date your rebellious side and the fact you’re more than just some affable nerd with a really expensive Hess truck collection. You probably won’t get arrested for driving around with muddy tires, but hey, at least you can add “outlaw” to your Tinder profile.

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