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As the flight was about to land, Finkley returned to his seat and was seen again rubbing his exposed penis, according to the memo.
The fake mascot of the fictional organization Stop Masturbation Now is a mainstay of the fake news site (and their shill site, co) and has not only appeared in a number of their fabricated articles, but even has his own Facebook page and was the subject of a fake press release fake touting an upcoming Michael Moore documentary in 2013.
Despite Fappy’s frequent appearances on the Internet, the mascot is a fictional character created as part of an elaborate and ongoing hoax.
On his way back from the restroom, he sat down in the empty seat and began assaulting the woman.
She told him to stop multiple times before he put part of his hand under her "shorts and continued to touch her," according to the memo.
In it, we see a young woman with an ethereal creature whispering in her ear.